didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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