1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
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