Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
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