This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
A drunk hobo just gave me a fist bump. Because I know what a womb is.
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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