Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
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