I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
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