Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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