I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
You were trust falling into bushes
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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