1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
We left an ass print on the piano.
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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