Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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