Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
No more Irish car bombs ever.
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
try to milk me bitch
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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