somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
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