shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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