This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
I'm just going to use my debit card. I feel bad buying pizza with the money I stole from my roommate...so I'm going to put it in my piggy bank.
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
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