if i died would you start the facebook group?
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
Randomize
