No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
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