SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
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