Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
Randomize
