it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
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