maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
im on a boat
How did you get this number?
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
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