Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
wait.. the condom broke. ehh whatever i think im already 2 months pregnant
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
I ate the last cupcake. I'm sorry. It was in the refrigerator mocking me. So I ate it. And it was glorious. But I'm sorry.
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
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