Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
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