i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
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