JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
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weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
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