First thing I heard on the radio when I got in the car: "humans and dinosaurs used to live happily together"... I need to stop listening to Christian radio...
There's a walmart bag of my vomit outside my front door. I just really need someone to appreciate that with me.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
You coming home soon, man?
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we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
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