i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
I feel like I could be a daytime drinking legend, like they could put that shit on my tombstone and right now your preventing me from reaching my full potential
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
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