it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
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