guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
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