her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
A homeless man walked up to me at the bar, pointed, and told me to get my shit together. Jesus?
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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