People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
So the girl I hooked up with last night pretended to be from Comcast when my girlfriend stopped by this morning. She even made a fake appointment to check her internet. Best hookup ever.
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
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