Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
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