Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
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