This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
I convinced her last night that my actual nickname was "No Condom John"
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
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