Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
The fact that I am sitting home writing a resume while you're out inducing vomiting makes me feel like way more of an adult than I'm ready to be.
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
Slept with a member of the band last night, found out today after extensive stalking he’s engaged. Pro tip: don’t research one night stands.
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