i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
I need water and some morals
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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