Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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