i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
The air taste purple.
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