And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
It's my coworker's last day party and I'm the one who ended up shitfaced on the train with half a bottle of belvedere in my bag.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
There are leaves in my underwear?
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