Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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