I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
i found a twelve pack under my bed. and a six pack in my closet. I'm like a fucking alcoholic squirrel.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
Officially conquered sex on my couch with my dad asleep in the next room
I like how you say "conquered" as if that was your sole mission in life
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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