Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
Are you serious?! She sent a pizza instead of showing up?!
She did indeed. Papa Johns. It helped because I was super hangry. That bitch is smart!
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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