Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
What changed your mind?
Being sober
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
Randomize
