dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
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