Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
i'm going to invent a mini fridge that can hang from faucets so i don't have to get out of the bathtub anymore for a cold beer. its a million dollar idea
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
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