Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
The only thing worse than cracking my rib on a slip and slide was having the doctors laugh when they found out in my medical history that I did this exact same thing last summer.
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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