I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
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