you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
Dude I just ripped my new jeans climbing out the window so his booty call wouldn't realize I was home. Being his roommate should come with hazard pay
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
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