Do you still have your period?
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
I just spent 20 minutes in a Subway trying to take a candid photo of the doppleganger of the guy I lost my virginity to instead of eating. That's all the evidence I need that my life is on track.
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
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