I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
Someone broke into my car last night. Didn't take anything, even left the beer in my backseat. They need to get their priorities straight, obviously.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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