Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
Just got 20% off at the liquor store. How you ask? I asked if there was an "I got divorced today" discount.
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
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